Couch to 5K Update

EVERYBODY.

EV.

ER.

RY.

BODY.

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND READ THIS AND SHARE IN MY DELIGHT:

Today, on Week 6, Day 2, I ran TWO FULL MILES WITHOUT STOPPING.

AND I’MMA TYPE IN ALL CAPS ALL DAY

OR AT LEAST FOR THIS ENTRY

AND WITH MINIMAL PUNCTUATION NO LESS

BECAUSE THAT IS THE FARTHEST I HAVE EVER RUN

(NOT THAT EVERY NEW INCREASED DISTANCE ISN’T A NEW RECORD LATELY BECAUSE I HAD NO REAL RECORD BEFORE)

AND BECAUSE I AM SO PROUD

AND BECAUSE HARD WORK IS PAYING OFF

AND BECAUSE AT TOMORROW’S WEIGH-IN I BETTER SLAY LAST WEEK’S WEIRD WEIGHT

AND I FEEL LIKE I CAN DO THAT

BECAUSE I RAN TWO FULL MILES

AND ERGO I AM UNSTOPPABLE.

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