Guys, something has gone terribly wrong.
I just got to work, and went to take a sip of my smoothie…
Only to find that somehow, its consistency hearkens back to the day I felt like I was chugging seaweed.
WHAT DID I DO DIFFERENTLY?
The only change is I omitted the banana, since I think its been slowing my weight loss.
I feel betrayed by my own blender.
I am giving it the side-eye, in my mind.